Campaign Critic Pillows

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

"We're definitely going to need a bigger cannon..."

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

Beto O'Rourke Campaign Hole

"Seems these elections are filled with simple messages and silly games. People don't want that anymore. We need to know 'Can you fix our schools? Can I afford to be sick? Will I be safe walking home with my bingo cash?'"

"I can remember a time when we had real political candidates, not snake oil salesmen and trained monkeys..."

GOP Presidential Hopefuls

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

'It's bad enough to have to pay $50 to have your picture taken with Newt Gingrich, but that t-shirt is just insulting.'

Thank you cards for Ralph Nader

Vote Grungeley: Past campaign promises are no guarantee of future results.

BNP candidate - 'Can I rely on your not voting?'

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

The Romney Campaign Throwing Out the Truth.

Campaign Donations

Go For It

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

UK border controls relaxed.

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Trump secret police

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

The wrecking crew!

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Why do you hate the media?

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."