"...and, if elected, I promise never to be poor again."
Campaign Critique Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who enjoys analyzing and critiquing campaigns? Our collection offers clever, light-hearted items that celebrate their creative insights. Whether they're a marketing professional, social media strategist, or passionate critic, find a memorable gift that sparks conversation and humor. Perfect for those who see beyond the surface and love sharing their opinions with a playful twist.
"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"
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Disappearing Democracy
'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.
'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'
Campaign Donations
There's a lot of money flowing into political campaigns. I'm less concerned about money in politics than I am that none of it trickles down to me.
"The candidates this year are really honest."
"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."
"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."
'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'
'Bigger and better golden parachutes is not the kind of innovative proposals that will move our company forward.'
Republican campaign tosses out the truth.
Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.
"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"
Trump White House Word Search
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Mother Theresa (May)
How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb
Where Are They Now?
Calls for Income Tax Reduction
Election Ads
'That's great... He can watch a 30-minute election ad, but he can't listen to me for five lousy minutes!'
"Peggy, can we find someone to misuse a few of these campaign funds for a run to the deli to get us some lunch?"
Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.
"These are my 'Nebraska attack poodles'. They don't bark, they don't bite, they just do exactly what they're told. . ."
GOP Presidential Hopefuls
Anti-Vax: Death Cult
"We're definitely going to need a bigger cannon..."
'I demand cut-backs, austerity measures and belt tightening. . . well, forget the belt tightening.'
Corporations are People: Money is Speech.
'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'
Campaign Critique Gifts Collection
Campaign Critique Mugs
Explore our collection of critique-themed mugs—perfect for anyone who loves to analyze campaigns with a humorous twist.
Campaign Critique Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that feature clever campaign critique designs, adding personality to any room.
Campaign Critique Prints
Browse our creative prints that celebrate campaign critique with humor and style.
Campaign Critique T-Shirts
Discover our witty critique T-shirts—great for making a humorous statement about campaign analysis.