Campaign Chroniclers Pillows

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Campaign Donations

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

Tony Blair

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

TRUMP

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

Trump Campaign Funding

Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

Trickle down...

'There's a democracy in here somewhere...'

"Oh, my mother's learned a lot from this campaign. She sends me five robocalls a day."

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

Shireen Abu Akleh

GOP Presidential Hopefuls

Mobsourcing