Camp Story Collector Gifts

"Aged ten, Camp Potawatamee in the Catskills, thirty-?ve demerits. Forgot about that one, eh?"

"Um, you're supposed to practice rolling the kayak in the water!"

"They're expelling Tommy from camp. He's been hitting kids with the pepperoni we sent with him for comfort food!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Scouts made this for me

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping