Camp Season Gifts

'What were you sent up for?'

'I got excommunicated from Church Camp!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Building a Shelter

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

Nobody likes a smore loser

Creepy Camp Stories.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

Does it Rain at Camp?

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"