Camp Season Gifts

'What were you sent up for?'

'I got excommunicated from Church Camp!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Building a Shelter

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Remember to lash from the outside!

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

Local, free-range bug juice.

Creepy Camp Stories.

Nobody likes a smore loser

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

Does it Rain at Camp?

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)