Camp Countdown Enthusiast Gifts

"Well... just 5 days, 16 hours and 30 minutes till school starts."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"5...4...3...2..."

NASA Hits Shuffle

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Football Countdown.

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

"Do we have an 'On Launch' command?!"

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

Man falling through sand timer.

'10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... zzzzzz'

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

"The summer camp theme this year was pirates, but die to all the rain and flooding. It's now submarine camp!"

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

'Hmm. I think we may need to change the physical fitness requirements.'

"How long is it now to your retirement?"

Would you mind stepping into my office, Potter.