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"Well... just 5 days, 16 hours and 30 minutes till school starts."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"5...4...3...2..."

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

NASA Hits Shuffle

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

It's going to be quiet! Billy's at soccer camp, Susie's at band camp, and Jerry's headed to bar camp.

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

Football Countdown.

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Larry Grayson.

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

I'm yanking my kid from this lousy sports camp. Too bad. My son likes it. Exactly! They aren't tough and competitive. Look at the kids! You can tell the coaching stinks. You can? Hardly any of them are injured! Plus they're smiling.

"Do we have an 'On Launch' command?!"

Man falling through sand timer.

'10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... zzzzzz'

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

"The summer camp theme this year was pirates, but die to all the rain and flooding. It's now submarine camp!"

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

"How long is it now to your retirement?"

Would you mind stepping into my office, Potter.

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"