Camera Retailer Gifts

'Does it come with a built in mobile phone?'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Cut Price

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Home depot."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Candid Camera store.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Gerald Ratner's return

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Last Chance for Everything.

Henry Fox Talbot

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

To-Let Town Centre Map

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified