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'Does it come with a built in mobile phone?'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Cut Price

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Home depot."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Candid Camera store.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Gerald Ratner's return

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Man Ray

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

Henry Fox Talbot

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

To-Let Town Centre Map

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Last Chance for Everything.