Camera Ready Pillows

I want to be on reality TV.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Bad hair day!

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Candid Camera store.

Next camera crew 5 mins

Hollywood producer.

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

True Story Movie

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

Two reporters interview each other.

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"Hamlet today"

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

'It means, like, stop filming...'

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

'I'm sorry, I can't take part in your survey, I'm not your typical man in the street.'