Camera Reluctant Pillows

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Man Ray

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

"Well they say everyone has a book in them."

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"The award for best wildlife photograph without a telephoto lens goes to the late--"

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

In the Nostalgia District

'We should look our best since hidden cameras will photograph us wherever we go.'

'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'

'I don't model now!'

"John's never been a fan of the static caravan."

"Just one quickie for all the doubters back home."

Donald Trump on his phone

Miserable selfie

This is the photo finish -- Next time you see a camera, please don't mug.

"The camera never lies."

'We'll look into it.'

Sign near diet foods reminds lady video cameras (CCTV) add pounds.

I want to be on reality TV.

"If you're not doing anything wrong, there's nothing to worry about."

Shy man in a photograph booth.