Calorie Counting Champion Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their space with pillows that celebrate their calorie counting spirit—comfortable and hilarious, they make any room pop.

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I decided to put the scale someplace where it would do some good!

I decided to put the scale someplace where it would do some good! mockup

I decided to put the scale someplace where it would do some good!

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'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.' mockup

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

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'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.' mockup

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

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"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!" mockup

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

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All Natural Nothing

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"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt." mockup

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

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Secretive Weigh In.

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"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

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"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories." mockup

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

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A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym. mockup

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

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"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot." mockup

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

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'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,' mockup

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!' mockup

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes." mockup

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes." mockup

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

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"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu." mockup

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

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"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert." mockup

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

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'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..' mockup

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

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'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.' mockup

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

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Dieting Motivation.

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"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories." mockup

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

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'Diet considerations.'

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Sisyphus Sawyer

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"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight." mockup

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

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'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.' mockup

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

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'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?' mockup

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

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Extra Rich Cream Cakes

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'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.' mockup

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

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Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction. mockup

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

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'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.' mockup

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

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Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch. mockup

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

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"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet." mockup

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

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Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.' mockup

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

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'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.' mockup

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

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'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!' mockup

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

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Calorie Counting Champion Pillows Collection

Calorie Counting Champion Mugs

Discover more witty mugs on our calorie counting champion collection—perfect for their morning coffee routine.

Calorie Counting Champion Prints

Check out our funny and inspiring prints for calorie counters—brighten up their home or office with a personal touch.

Calorie Counting Champion T-Shirts

Explore our range of humorous t-shirts for calorie counters—fun designs that make a statement.