Calorie Counter's Confidant Gifts

Searching for a clever gift for the calorie counter with a sense of humor? Our collection features playful and thoughtful items that acknowledge their commitment to healthy living while adding a dash of wit. Perfect for motivating or amusing your favorite calorie-conscious friend or family member, these products blend lightheartedness with inspiration, making everyday health goals a little more fun.

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"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!" mockup

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

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'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.' mockup

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

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'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.' mockup

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

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"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs." mockup

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

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"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt." mockup

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

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"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes." mockup

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym. mockup

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

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"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories." mockup

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

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"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot." mockup

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

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'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,' mockup

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!' mockup

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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All Natural Nothing

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Secretive Weigh In.

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"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

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"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert." mockup

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

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"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu." mockup

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

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'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..' mockup

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

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Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

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'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.' mockup

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

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Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet. mockup

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

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"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories." mockup

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

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'Diet considerations.'

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Dieting Motivation.

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Sisyphus Sawyer

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'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.' mockup

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

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"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight." mockup

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

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'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.' mockup

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

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Extra Rich Cream Cakes

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'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.' mockup

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

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'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!' mockup

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

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"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet." mockup

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

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Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction. mockup

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

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Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry. mockup

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

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'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!' mockup

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

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Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.' mockup

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

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Calorie Counter's Confidant Gifts Collection

Calorie Counter's Confidant Mugs

Looking for more fun and witty mugs? Check out our collection designed specifically for calorie counters who love a good laugh.

Calorie Counter's Confidant Pillows

Add some fun and comfort to their space with pillows featuring designs specific to calorie counters.

Calorie Counter's Confidant Prints

Browse our collection of inspiring and witty prints that make great decorations for health-conscious individuals.

Calorie Counter's Confidant T-Shirts

Find a wide range of humorous and motivational t-shirts perfect for calorie counters with a sense of humor.