Calorie Counter's Giggle Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for the calorie counter in your life? Our collection of witty products celebrates their dedication with a humorous twist. Fun and thoughtful items for anyone tracking every calorie with a smile, blending humor and motivation seamlessly.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

Chocolate Weight Watcher.

from $19.00

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.' mockup

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

from $19.00

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.' mockup

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

from $19.00

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt." mockup

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

from $19.00

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes." mockup

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

from $19.00

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories." mockup

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

from $19.00

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese." mockup

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

from $19.00

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot." mockup

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

from $19.00

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,' mockup

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

from $19.00

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!' mockup

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

from $19.00

All Natural Nothing

from $19.00

Secretive Weigh In.

from $19.00

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

from $19.00

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert." mockup

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

from $19.00

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu." mockup

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

from $19.00

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..' mockup

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

from $19.00

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

from $19.00

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.' mockup

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

from $19.00

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories." mockup

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

from $19.00

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet. mockup

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

from $19.00

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside." mockup

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

from $19.00

'Diet considerations.'

from $19.00

Dieting Motivation.

from $19.00

Sisyphus Sawyer

from $19.00

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.' mockup

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

from $19.00

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight." mockup

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

from $19.00

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.' mockup

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

from $19.00

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

from $19.00

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.' mockup

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

from $19.00

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!' mockup

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

from $19.00

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet." mockup

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

from $19.00

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction. mockup

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

from $19.00

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry. mockup

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

from $19.00

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!' mockup

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

from $19.00

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.' mockup

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

from $19.00

Calorie Counter's Giggle Gifts Collection

Calorie Counter's Giggle Mugs

Explore our collection of calorie counter-themed mugs and bring humor to their daily routine—ideal for anyone tracking their calories with a smile.

Calorie Counter's Giggle Pillows

Discover humorous pillows that celebrate calorie counting—comfort and comedy in one decorative package.

Calorie Counter's Giggle Prints

Browse our witty prints that capture the spirit of calorie counting with humor—ideal for inspiring smiles in any space.

Calorie Counter's Giggle T-Shirts

Check out our fun and witty calorie counter t-shirts—perfect for making a statement while staying motivated and amused.