Calorie Conundrum Chaser T-Shirts

Advent fridge

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

All Natural Nothing

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Running Latte

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

"I'm back for my booster."

"My scale certainly has no problem finding those hidden calories."

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

Next Coffee Shop 4M

"Before you run a marathon maybe you should start with 50 yards?" Set acheivable targets.

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!'

"...And a 'Death by Chocolate' for Madame..."

"The figure to the right is the number of crunches you'll need to do to work off the gut that meal will give you."

"Welcome to Smart Eating Weight Loss. We've changed our menu options... have you?"

"I'm sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if I could borrow a little work?"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

'Quick! Go! Now's your chance! Run!!'

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Gruber, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

Chocolate Weight Watcher.

'I don't mind pigging out as long as it's not on empty calories.'