Calorie Calculus Genius Gifts

Looking for a gift that merges brains with bites? Our collection for calorie calculus geniuses is packed with witty, fun items that celebrate the love of food and the ingenuity of math enthusiasts. Perfect for anyone who enjoys decoding nutrition or just loves a good pun, these gifts bring humor, insight, and personality to their culinary adventures.

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'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.' mockup

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

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"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs." mockup

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

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'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?' mockup

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

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'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.' mockup

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

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'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!' mockup

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

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"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu." mockup

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

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'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food." mockup

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

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"Have you been working out?"

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'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.' mockup

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

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"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much." mockup

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

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'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.' mockup

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

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"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.' mockup

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

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"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed." mockup

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

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'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

'None of the questions deserved an answer.' mockup

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

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"And what would you like to regret later?"

"And what would you like to regret later?" mockup

"And what would you like to regret later?"

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The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

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'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.' mockup

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

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'I march to a different arithmetic.' mockup

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

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"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me." mockup

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

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"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation." mockup

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

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'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,' mockup

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

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"Be rational."

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"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..." mockup

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

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I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems. mockup

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

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'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.' mockup

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

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'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!' mockup

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

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'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.' mockup

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

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'Bananas...two ears...1.4 billion Chinese...you do the math!'

'Bananas...two ears...1.4 billion Chinese...you do the math!' mockup

'Bananas...two ears...1.4 billion Chinese...you do the math!'

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"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free." mockup

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."

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"My scale certainly has no problem finding those hidden calories."

"My scale certainly has no problem finding those hidden calories." mockup

"My scale certainly has no problem finding those hidden calories."

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'You haven't tried this? It's sensational with math homework.'

'You haven't tried this? It's sensational with math homework.' mockup

'You haven't tried this? It's sensational with math homework.'

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"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data." mockup

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

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ACcountants Lunch

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Watch Salesman

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Calorie Calculus Genius Gifts Collection

Calorie Calculus Genius Mugs

Explore our collection of clever mugs designed for calorie calculus geniuses, blending humor and intellect with every sip.

Calorie Calculus Genius Pillows

Add a splash of humor to their home décor with pillows that celebrate calorie calculators and food lovers alike.

Calorie Calculus Genius Prints

Decorate their space with prints that cleverly combine food humor and mathematical wit—perfect for calorie calculus geniuses.

Calorie Calculus Genius T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty T-shirt for calorie calculus geniuses that combines fun with their love for food and numbers.