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"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Time for tea and friendship.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

Wearing bras in 2020.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"Fetch, Millennia. ... Or don’t fetch. Either way, you’re perfect!"

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."

"No matter how dire the problem...no more memos that start with 'YIKES!'"

Tai Chi

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

"Baldo, you deserve this raise. But please don't tell anybody what I'm paying you."

"I think I just chased the wrong squirrel."

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

Dog waiting in a car for his owner to return from the pharmacy

"Pity Party alumni."