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Wearing bras in 2020.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Time for tea and friendship.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Weathervanes.

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"This is where I come to unwind."

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'I'm at the point in life where I don't care about the past, I live in the moment.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

"What can I say: It's nice to get away from the kids once in a while..."

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'