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The First Annual Game Show Week.

Men gossiping

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

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Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"Hold that afterthought!"

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

Working from Home

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

"She never has a bad word to say about anyone, she's always too busy talking about herself..."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"The demise of psychoanalysis? Yes, I saw it coming but you know how it is... denial... repression... projection... compartmentalisation..."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."