Call Center Challenger Pillows

"If you'd like to hear the options again, curse in any language."

"You can hold for an assistant, or you can go online and chat with our robot until it tells you to hold for an assistant."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Lawnmower

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

Fight on the top

Capitalism

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

Spring cleaning.

Selling Justice

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"Here's your problem."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'We no longer handle the contracting out part. We contract that out.'

'That dog's so greedy - it's only an hour since the last salesman called!'