Call-and-eat Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift for your call-and-eat fanatic? Our collection features playful and witty items that celebrate the joy of dining and the pleasure of good company. Whether they love hosting dinner parties or just enjoy their own delicious moments, these fun products add humor and personality to their culinary adventures.

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...the onion rings

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"Stephen and I are today's special." mockup

"Stephen and I are today's special."

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'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.' mockup

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

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"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods." mockup

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....' mockup

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

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"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?" mockup

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

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'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

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"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating." mockup

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!' mockup

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice. mockup

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

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'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.' mockup

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

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Church Basement Foodie

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"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan." mockup

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

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"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off." mockup

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

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'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?' mockup

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

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"Anything but milk and cookies."

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"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka." mockup

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

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"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!" mockup

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

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"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert." mockup

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

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"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?" mockup

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

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this bordeaux speaks for itself

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Am Awful Crammer.

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'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!' mockup

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

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Waiter in resturant sawing violin. mockup

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

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'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.' mockup

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

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"We make substitutions within reason, Madame. We can give you courgettes instead of the aubergine, but we cannot provide Jean-Louis Trintignant in place of your husband."

"We make substitutions within reason, Madame. We can give you courgettes instead of the aubergine, but we cannot provide Jean-Louis Trintignant in place of your husband."

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