Calendar Crusader Gifts

'I looked on the calendar and there isn't any National Homework Day!'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Welcome Ghost.

Nervous Student

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"Quit moving"

Holiday Overkill.

"Security is lax on this side."

'We lost funding.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Let the profit-making begin!

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

A Blanksy

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

"Is it a flag of surrender...someones washing or a rude gesture?"

Ludwig van Beethoven