Calendar Crusader Mugs

'I looked on the calendar and there isn't any National Homework Day!'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Welcome Ghost.

Nervous Student

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"Quit moving"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

Holiday Overkill.

"Security is lax on this side."

'We lost funding.'

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

A Blanksy

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

Ludwig van Beethoven

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

"Is it a flag of surrender...someones washing or a rude gesture?"

No.1 best-selling book on college campuses - 'How to say 'send money' in 101 languages'.