Calendar Challenger Mugs

"How am I supposed to remember what day it is when it changes every day?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Mental Health System Breakdown

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

"I must have completely lost track of time."

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"So, Mrs. Miller, would you tell me briefly your methods for teaching reading, your overall philosophy of education, your views on testing, your ideas on discipline, your opinions about homework, the ways you could excite kids about science, and how you would upgrade math skills in our school should you be hired?"

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Selling Justice

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"Here's your problem."

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

'Can't you find another date? The evening of the 24th of December is pretty much the only night I'm not free...'

How to talk to a mathematically untalented boss.

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

"Answer your question? You mean in real time?"