Christmas Crusader Mugs

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

Mall Directory asks, Where's your Christmas Spirit.

Holiday Overkill.

"And don't give me some garbage about your supply chain being broken."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Be kind"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Welcome Ghost.

Please Give

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"Security is lax on this side."