Caffeine Tasting Prints

You've Had Enough!

Eternal Student.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Allegro con molto espresso

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Writers without borders.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'What's holding him up?'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

"You're never home."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

'You've had enough.'

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Coffee Menu

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."