Caffeine Stasher Gifts

"Keeping all your money in a cigar box is not wise. You should keep it in a coffee can hidden behind the TV, like me!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Running Latte

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

Hipster Coffee

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

'So, any thoughts?'

"Your java, sweet princess."

"From now on, all coffee will be caffeinated!"

The Secret Formula in Coffee

"I'm back for my booster."

Next Coffee Shop 4M

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Espresso Lanes

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

A mom and baby reading 'How to Parent' and 'How to Baby.'

"I once looked for meaning from my work. Now all I want is a decent cup of coffee."

Jury room: 'They ordered twelve different coffees - here's the list.'

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'