Cafeteria Conversationalist T-Shirts

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Oh him, that's mosquito man... he's annoying alright, but pretty harmless as far as super villains go.'

Cafe Burns.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

Biocafeteraologist

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"Paved in gold? Oh my, no. With out crumbling infrastructure we're doing well if the streets are paved at all."

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

"We're still negotiating. I want a six-figure starting salary and they don't want to hire me."