Cafe Culturist Mugs

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

The partisan cafe

"And this is Ernie who makes those wonderful teapots used in cafes all over Britain...."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Grandma's caf

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

National Coffee Day

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Coffee

Coffee Menu

'How would you like your toast?'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

"We'll always hate Paris."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

All Day Deals!

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

French Street.

Bookuccino. A melding of book and drink.