Cafe Comic Lover Gifts

De'ja' va - "This coffee is starting to repeat on me!"

International Women's Day

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

No-Work Orange

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

Window Treatment

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

Zeus's Caddy

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."