Cafe Chic Mugs

Medusa turning everyone in the 'Hard Rock caf�' into rock

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Today's special... donuts.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Hats and Food

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Grandma's caf

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Coffee Menu

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Coffee

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.