Cabman Gifts

An accommodating cabman offering to take a gentleman wherever he likes

Ancient Racing

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A Quiet Rebuke.

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

A prehistoric football match.

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Taximan

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

"This is going to be a real Fly - On - The - Wall documentary."

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

"Something has corrupted my files again."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...