Cable Commiserator Pillows

"I don't have a doctor's excuse for my absence, but here's a note from my cable company."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Must get a longer cable."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Ice Cream Flavors

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Fantastic chance to show what you can do...resources are of course stretched...we'd be very grateful.'

Being home based the highlights of Colin's day was ringing his office based colleagues to check on how their commute had been that morning.

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"

'We're having a graduation party for Jerome. Actually, it's more like a fund raiser.'

Nest of cables

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

'It couldn't handle one more office reorganization.'

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'

"This project is crucial guys. Time may be short but you are shorter."

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'

'I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months. It's the best way I can learn which ones I can do without.'

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

"The most common craving in pregnancy is not to be pregnant!"

Telephone companies fighting on a 'Fiber optic' cable

'We can't rearrange the furniture...I'll never get this mess hooked up again!'

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

"Bury my old power cords here. I just can't bring myself to throw them out."

'Thanks for walking me home, but as the restaurant was five miles away a taxi might have been nice.'

TV News. "Sesame Street" is moving to HBO. There goes the neighborhood!