Commute Commiserator Pillows

Being home based the highlights of Colin's day was ringing his office based colleagues to check on how their commute had been that morning.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Touring Cyclist

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Packed like sardines

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Is Driving Doomed?

Commutobile

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Fur Baby

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate monday mornings.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."