C-span Enthusiast Pillows

Harry Reid

Congress, as seen on C Span.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Moulin Rouge Security

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Music Hall Dancers

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

Google Magazine

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

Cowpunk

Pirate Paddle Boat.

The History of Anti-stick

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

Odile

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Man lost in a maze while his wife waits outside

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.