C Minus Champion Gifts

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

An angry barbecue.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

Looks like I do dishes again.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

Girl saying 'You're history, Brian' to a year 2003 diary.

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

"You need a haircut and a shave."

"It's a deal. You step out of your bubble and I'll step out of mine."

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

When vegans pose for photos.

Less is less

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

Little known evolutionary steps.

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

"It's 'Toad in the charcoal'."

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."