Charcoal Champ Gifts

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

An angry barbecue.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'Are we having fun yet?'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Schrodinger's kittens

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

The world at stake...

Monkey casino study.

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"Leftover seeds."

Stock Wanted

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"So, how about all this global warming business, eh?"

"Careful...she bites."

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

Ant Farm Concert

"It's 'Toad in the charcoal'."