Charcoal Champ Gifts

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

An angry barbecue.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'Are we having fun yet?'

Schrodinger's kittens

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Monkey casino study.

The world at stake...

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

"Leftover seeds."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"Careful...she bites."

"So, how about all this global warming business, eh?"

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

"It's 'Toad in the charcoal'."

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

Ant Farm Concert

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."