Buzzed Worker Gifts

Time is HONEY

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Bumble Bee

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

Stinging Bee

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

'Coffee overload.'

"It's face painting Friday."

"I miss the old days."

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

"It's so confusing! Explain to us again when we have to swarm and when we have to make a beeline..."

Beehive

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'I'm moving out: The constant buzzing is driving me mad...'

"Well, your people heard wrong. We are not prepared to sweeten the deal."

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

"You can't just work all the time, you need to find a hobby..."

"Watson is clear-headed, enthusiastic, brimming with energy...it must be 5 o'clock."

'I love my job, but the hours are terrible!'

"Oh, this isn't good. . ."

'I think you'd better cut that guy off'

'How soon can you start?'

All of a bee keeper's Christmas Tree ornaments are big round bees.

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

'More buzz for the buck.'

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'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'