Buying New Furniture Pillows

'How much money does it hold?'

"Finally!"

'Anything less co-dependent?'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

'Bigger than a chair, smaller than a love seat and very uncomfortable for two people to sit in.'

'We're moving to a higher tax bracket!'

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'It's real leather, but it came from a steer with mad cow disease.'

The domino effect.

Fumes from furniture

"Oooh!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"-psst! Wanna buy a hot water bed?"

Sylvia Dammi's Wing Chair

'I'm trying to imagine what it will look like with my potato on it.'

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"Do you know what DFS stands for? Designed for Scratching."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

'Do you have one with a cup holder?'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Fittd shēt

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Man and woman buying furniture.