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"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

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"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

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"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

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'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

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"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

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'I'd like to match this credenza.'

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'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

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'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'