Furniture Selection Pillows

'I didn't get to do any clothes shopping. It took me forever to pick out our new living room furniture.'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

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"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Surprise!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

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"The knights of the round accent table"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

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'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

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'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.