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'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day?'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Working hours.

Supermom.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Laptop Dancing.

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

The Buck Never Stops.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

Email Notifications

Don't you hate...

Soccer kids texting

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

They're behind me aren't they?