Busy Schedule Jugglers Pillows

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day?'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Working hours.

Supermom.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The Buck Never Stops.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

Don't you hate...

Email Notifications

Soccer kids texting

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'