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"We used to have family meetings, but everyone was so busy we had trouble making quorum."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I had to skip my workout."

Stressed over time management

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Took On Too Much

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

Don't you hate...

Stress

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

Monday around 9PM.

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'So, how long will this take?'

Hourglass Dumptruck

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

Quicksands of time

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

Outstanding Time Management

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'