Busy Schedule Fighter Pillows

"But MOM, between school, homework, sports and music lessons, I don't have time for time-outs anymore!"

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

A street fight.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'Your wife's on line three. And she's asked for the speaker phone to be put on full volume.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

Solar Storm Expected!

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Formula for the new product?" "No, that's our grant going down the drain!"

Umbrella fight.

Tired Guys

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Shadow Punch

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

"Your insurance doesn't cover the prescription, so this is the placebo."

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

'I'm sorry, Dad, but upon looking at my calendar, I'm not going to be able to squeeze in your quality time this week.'

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'