Busy Schedule Fighter Gifts

"But MOM, between school, homework, sports and music lessons, I don't have time for time-outs anymore!"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A street fight.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'Your wife's on line three. And she's asked for the speaker phone to be put on full volume.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

We're working on a cure for funding cuts.

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

Solar Storm Expected!

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Formula for the new product?" "No, that's our grant going down the drain!"

"Your insurance doesn't cover the prescription, so this is the placebo."

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

Tired Guys

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Shadow Punch

Umbrella fight.

When travel soccer leagues get out of control.

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

You're getting cheaper, Armstrong. I'm getting more efficient. It's the American way. Businesses have to keep growing profits to satisfy their investors. The innovative entrepreneur finds ways to grow sales while constantly cutting costs. By giving customers used straws. They're broken in.

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

Protest sign editors: 'End Layoff Now!'