Schedule Jockey Pillows

'I'm sorry, Dad, but upon looking at my calendar, I'm not going to be able to squeeze in your quality time this week.'

Rocking Horse

A day at the transgenic races

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Gamers

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

'Am I the first one here?'

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Horse racing puns

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Sporting maladies.

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

Outstanding Time Management