Journal Jockey Pillows

"If the text is fine, blame the title, then the footnotes, then the annexes and if all else fails, raise vague concerns..."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

A day at the transgenic races

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Rocking Horse

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Gamers

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Paper Route

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Horse racing puns

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

Sporting maladies.

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Game Addiction

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Sporting maladies.

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'