Bustling Bar Admirer Gifts

Sadie hated Sunday lunchtimes.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"Do they look tired to you?"

Frog and Princess in Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'