Business Philosophy Gifts

"Marginal competence. A company philosophy that's served us well for over fifty years."

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

Motivation to work

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

The role of administration.

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."